Internet Vices

is caffeine pills

Great for a quick pick me up to stimulate productivity, but ultimately leaves you exhausted and relying on it.

is a vodka cranberry
Social lubricant used to enhance still developing social etiquette. You're aware of your uninhibited actions, but comforted by the built in safety net of excuses.

is crack cocaine
Fucking ANYONE is your friend. Yuppies do it on their iPhone. Cheap. Short. Fruitless.

is shots of tequila
"Just ONE" to humor your friend quickly turns into 4 or 5. Anything and everything becomes wildly entertaining. A fun way to waste some time you won't really remember the details of. Probably for the best.

is huffing spray paint
Destroys any chance of looking credible. You will be perceived as having the mindset of a middle schooler, and probably do.

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Mazel Tov

This past weekend I attended my old roomate(s) engagement party. We did a lot of celebrating and I think the pictures taken truly speak to how much fun everyone had!

The bride and groom to be
(The groom sans t-shirt and jeans!!)

While I didn’t meet any eligible bachelors there, I did have my eye on a married man...

I also made a new best friend… That’s right, we were all taking shots with the bride-to-be’s grandmother! She out drank us all and continued on the night with us post-party at the bar next door! It was hilarious and unforgettable. So I’m also writing this as a request to be seated at Granny’s table at the wedding instead of the Syracuse table ;)

Bring your A game to Bmore and check your C game at the door!

L & J- I couldn’t be happier for you two! This engagement party was just a little taste of how much fun the wedding was going to be and I can not wait for the big day!
Mazel Tov!

Jersey Shore

Bring on the first pumping with MTV's new reality series "Jersey Shore"
They had me at "it takes me 25 mins to do my haiah"

You can bet i'll be tuning in for more trashy reality tv and yet another chance to laugh at the dirty jerz

Friday the 13th

Happy Birthday J - May tonight be as fabulous as you are xoxo

“We used to think, ‘Change the world, and eventually, my life will be better.’ The truth is, if we change ourselves, the world will be better.”


A little less witty and a little more inspiring for a Tuesday.


In a time when we're all strapped for cash and unable to donate monetarily, more young adults in their 20's and 30's are donating time as an alternative to help out their favorite causes.
Check out this recent WSJ article to read some inspiring examples Brother, Can you Spare some time?

Rent the Runway

Do you have a Wedding, Cocktail party or how about a This-Is-Getting-Serious / Meeting The Parents date soon? Don’t know what to wear? Rent The Runway will lend you the perfect dress for every occasion.

It works like this: You sign up, go to the website, and pick a dress based on the occasion, such as “Birthday (mine!)” or “Girls’ Night Out”. (What they really need is a “Just Came From Work To Meet You Casually For A First Drink, No Big Deal“ or “Haven’t Seen You Since Our Awkward Breakup” categories…)

Once you’ve picked out a dress, they’ll send it to you that same day if you live in New York, and when you’re done you just pop it in the mail, no dry cleaning necessary.

Rent The Runway also offers an awesome chat feature that lets you instant message with a “professional stylist” who will give you advice based on a description of yourself.

So don't fret, sign up and always look fabulous in the latest designers at a fraction of the retail price!

Yankees World Series Champs

The Yankees winnnnnnn. Congrats to the boys in blue pinstripes on their 27th World Series Championship!

The energy that was alive in the streets of nyc last night was unreal. Fans screaming in the streets, horns honking, even the buses were tooting along 3rd avenue. This made me proud to be Yankee fan and even prouder to be a New Yorker.

I'm from New Yorkkkkk



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Random I know, but in the mind of Michigas, I couldn’t help but wonder what happens to all those pre-printed Phillies Championship gear? So I decided to do some Googling. Here’s what I found…

The international Christian humanitarian aid group works with Major League Baseball, the NFL, and the NBA to collect misprinted merchandise and distribute it to people living in impoverished nations.

The merchandise doesn’t go to waste, people living in poverty receive new, clean clothes, and the clothing makers recoup some of their losses—they get tax credits for the charitable donations.